Face Palm Friday 1/27

These were emailed to me- if you know who to credit, let me know. Priceless Face Palms from DUMB folks!!

***A criminal who broke into a couple’s house started to take the TV, but instead he turned it on and began to watch. He supposedly liked the program that was on and laid down on the bed. Since it was at night he was tired and fell asleep. So when the couple came home the next day they found him and called the police.

*** A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

***Athens, Georgia: Demetrius Robinson, 28, wanted to rob a Golden Pantry store late one night, but he needed to pass the time as naturally as possible until he and the clerk were alone, so he decided to fill out a job application. Not a bad idea, except he left his real name on the application, along with his uncle’s phone number. After he robbed the store, it didn’t take long for police to track him down. He didn’t get the job.

***Marysville, California: Arthur Cheney, 64, was arrested after police spotted him driving a car that resembled one used in a local bank robbery. Something told them that they had their man when they noticed a yellow Post-It note on the car’s center console with a handwritten message reading, “Robbery – 100s and 50s only.”

***Boyds, Maryland: While awaiting trial for murder and armed robbery, inmate Quinton Thomas sent a friendly letter to a chum suggesting that he kill any witnesses who were planning to testify against him. He figured he could be so bold because he knew that the prison staff didn’t screen outgoing mail. However, he must’ve sent the letter to the wrong address or affixed the wrong postage, because it was sent back “Return to Sender,” making it INCOMING mail, which IS screened by the staff. He was convicted on three new counts — one of solicitation to commit murder and two of witness intimidation — in addition to the original charges.

And a pic to top it off:

Comments

  1. LOL I am from St. Louis and this was on the news here. Shame on people.

  2. It only goes to show you how stupid crooks can be. Not only are these face palm moments, but also head shakers.

  3. I like the pic of the polar bear best! The stories were funny but the polar bear takes the cake

  4. OMG LOL! what funny criminals :) Bear pic is soo cure

  5. Those were fun to read..as I smirked and shook my head. lol
    thanks for sharing!! :) Found you over at sat laughs blog hop, hope to see you come by http://daytodaymoments.blogspot.com

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  7. Now that polar bear just cracked me up!!

  8. Haha- just squealed with laughter. Too funny! I put up my linky if you like to link up. Have a great weekend!

  9. Haha! People can be so stupid! I’m just grateful that most people dumb enough to be criminals are dumb enough to get caught. lol