LOL: Christmas Joke-What if Microsoft was in Charge of Christmas?

If Microsoft was in charge of  Christmas:
Every time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well.

You wouldn’t have to take the tree, but you still have to pay for it anyway.

Ornament/95 would weigh 1500 pounds (requiring a reinforced steel countertop tree), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your living room, would claim to be the first ornament that uses the colors red/green together.

It would interrogate your other decorations to find out who made them.

Most everyone would hate Microsoft ornaments, but nonetheless would buy them since most of the other tree types wouldn’t work with their hooks.

Your lights and integrated ornaments would crash on Christmas Eve and the patch wouldn’t be released till Valentine’s Day.



  1. LOL LOL LOL gave me a good laugh :) Its sooo true. Imagine the tree color in microsoft blue and little window ornaments hanging instead of stars .